I’d been moping around complaining that money had been flying out of my account. You’d think I had a money bandit. I mentioned this to my Unity friend, Minister Jeanie Brosius King, and she laughed. “Have you tried the Two Cup Method?” she asked seriously. I’d never heard of it. How were two cups going…
My Musical Rear End
Let me confess at the start. I like to sing, but I am not blessed with a harmonizing voice. I can’t sing. I even hum off key. This is why I was shocked when my rear end began singing musical notes. I noticed it this week when I threw off the covers and sprang (okay…
Aged to Imperfection
It happened so gradually, I barely noticed that my perfection had slipped away. My memory, which never failed me, decided to take a month off and head to Key West, all by itself. This was actually a relief. It would save me the stress of finding my bathing suit, sunscreen and whatever else I might…
I Failed Twerking
I was on a cruise when I first saw a young girl shake her butt at the speed of a hummingbird’s wings. I was mesmerized! My butt caught a glimpse of her actions and immediately went on strike. I simply cannot even begin to get the motion started. I have tried. In fact, I tried…
Sex Talk At The Greek Deli
I was standing in line, patiently waiting my turn, at our local Greek Deli. While admiring the pastries in the refrigerated counter in front of me, an older gentleman tapped my shoulder and asked, “Do you mind if I get in get in line behind you? I’d rather be behind a beautiful lady than a…