I was on a cruise when I first saw a young girl shake her butt at the speed of a hummingbird’s wings. I was mesmerized! My butt caught a glimpse of her actions and immediately went on strike. I simply cannot even begin to get the motion started. I have tried. In fact, I tried…
Sex Talk At The Greek Deli
I was standing in line, patiently waiting my turn, at our local Greek Deli. While admiring the pastries in the refrigerated counter in front of me, an older gentleman tapped my shoulder and asked, “Do you mind if I get in get in line behind you? I’d rather be behind a beautiful lady than a…
I Taught My Granddaughter To Curse
I am not proud that I taught my granddaughter to curse. I got busted. She overheard me say, “Oh Shit!” When the mailman arrived, she couldn’t wait to tell him the exciting new. “I learned a new fun word from my Gigi. “Shit!” she announced proudly. He scowled at me. “I did not teach you…
Pregnant And Stuck In a Sofa Sales Call
Scott and I owned our own business in Pennsylvania. I was in charge of sales. At eight and a half months pregnant, I scheduled a sales call against my better judgment. I probably should have stayed home that day. I have my mom’s work ethic, so I drove an hour away to call on this customer…
Big Blue Pills
My husband, Scott, was whispering on the phone in the living room. The fact that he was whispering was a concern. Whispering to his college buddy was even more of a concern. I overheard the following: “Is it really that big of a difference? How big does it get? How long? Are you serious? Where…