I am starting a petition for all bitchy co-workers to just stay the hell home. The office doesn’t need your miserable prancing around spreading your misery. Seriously, the hair on my neck stands up. I feel like I’m preparing for an attack every time this person passes me to go to the copy room.
I am not a fan of arguments and unnecessary bitching so keep me out of your loop. Just because you have sandpaper in your panties, doesn’t mean you need to complain to me about it. Figure it the hell out!
This week I was able to drown you out with music. I even put you in your place about how I’d be happy to talk to you when you can be human. I ignored your third grade antics of sniveling remarks as I walked away.
I have come up with the best revenge EVER. This works to my advantage! The very next time you speak to me in a condescending tone or raise your voice, I will get my purse and tell you to go scratch a monkey’s butt! (How’s that for some serious language?)….that’s only in my mind. I will act professional and take my purse and nicely say, “Do it all yourself, Bitch!”
There I feel better already. Then I will go to the beach and the next day I will parade my glorious tan around the office. Bwahahaha!!!! (evil laugh here).
Well if this bitchy person is going to help me with my tan, I might come to like her after all.