When you ask Mommy what she would like for breakfast, lunch, dinner, Christmas, Mother’s Day and any other occasion and her answer is SLEEP, it’s time. If Mommy’s new hair style resembles an electrocution in a ponytail, it’s time. Do her eyebrows resemble caterpillars? It’s really time! If Mommy’s favorite jacket has shoulders covered in…
Working With Bitchy People
I am starting a petition for all bitchy co-workers to just stay the hell home. The office doesn’t need your miserable prancing around spreading your misery. Seriously, the hair on my neck stands up. I feel like I’m preparing for an attack every time this person passes me to go to the copy room. I…
This Autumn Hen Is Off Duty
I’m no longer a spring chicken. I’m more like an autumn hen. I don’t prance, but I can still slink. That’s the good news. Yesterday it finally dawned on me that I seriously need to start taking care of this old hen. My chest had been feeling tight lately, so I thought I’d better get to my doctor….
Mornings In my Mind
Mornings In My Mind At 5 a.m. the room is still dark. The birds haven’t started their morning chorus yet. My husband is snoring gently and cozy warm. My eyes are barely open to check the time. Then the band in my head begins to play. It’s as loud as half-time at a football game….
The Purple Cow
The Purple COw When I was in ninth grade, I came home to find six nuns in our kitchen. My Gran was serving them tea while my teacher, Sister Mary Margaret, ironed our clothes. Seriously, my teacher was ironing my uniform blouse. She said, “Hello Anne! Come sit with us for a cup of tea.”…
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