I was a perfect child. I did perfectly superb in grade school. To my recollection, my behavior as a child was also perfect. My parents might disagree, but their memory isn’t perfect. I wore my school uniform at the perfect length, carried the perfect school bag, and every day, I ate a perfect lunch. My…
Miscarriage and Mother Naure
I’ve said it myself too many times when I hear about a miscarriage. “It’s nature’s way of preventing a baby coming into the world with a severe disability.” I actually thought it was true. And it may very well be. The sadness that follows is heart wrenching. I knew this, but I didn’t really feel…
Sex Ed 101
When our kids were in elementary school we attempted to keep the channels of communication open. “Any questions, just ask us and we’ll tell you the truth…about ANYTHING.” That was our motto. We hoped we had a few years before they actually asked those questions, but not so the case. At dinner one night as…
Hey Daddy, Here Are Signs That Mommy Needs a Date
When you ask Mommy what she would like for breakfast, lunch, dinner, Christmas, Mother’s Day and any other occasion and her answer is SLEEP, it’s time. If Mommy’s new hair style resembles an electrocution in a ponytail, it’s time. Do her eyebrows resemble caterpillars? It’s really time! If Mommy’s favorite jacket has shoulders covered in…
Working With Bitchy People
I am starting a petition for all bitchy co-workers to just stay the hell home. The office doesn’t need your miserable prancing around spreading your misery. Seriously, the hair on my neck stands up. I feel like I’m preparing for an attack every time this person passes me to go to the copy room. I…
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