I just found out that I have been exercising the wrong muscles for the bulk of my life. I am so depressed. Years of leg lifts, squats, and miles walked on the treadmill, all for naught. I just flipped through the new Self Care Products for Women catalog, and there it was—just in time for…
Fluff and Stuff
The subject was bound to come up sooner or later. When we die, what do we want done with our remains? My husband decided he would prefer a cremation. I should get a nice urn and have his ashes sprinkled over water. I should rent a small plane and when the pilot is low and…
Bullfrogs at 3 am
It’s 3:08 Thursday morning. I was woken to the crooning of a bullfrog again. He lives in the little canal outside our bedroom window. My brain immediately shuffled songs and spit out Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog. I only sang two verses before I realized that Jeremiah could actually be Jeri-Maya. Why did I assume it…
Shrink This body
I used to have a decent body. Seriously, I can remember wearing a pink bikini on my honeymoon. My pelvic bones stuck out like a skeleton.There was a gap between my bikini and my belly. When I lifted my head from my towel, I could see myself…like my real self! Those days are gone now….
Squirrel and Infant Rescues
The retirement home’s elevators always bring a new flurry of conversation. Joe might mention that warm prune juice has extra benefits, while Marie might be fussing that the upcoming dance needs more rock and roll music. There is always a discussion of some sort and everyone has an opinion. Last Tuesday was different. Two gentlemen…
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