I was standing in line, patiently waiting my turn, at our local Greek Deli. While admiring the pastries in the refrigerated counter in front of me, an older gentleman tapped my shoulder and asked, “Do you mind if I get in get in line behind you? I’d rather be behind a beautiful lady than a…
The Housekeepers Grew Up
When our five kids were growing up our house was always a mess. Footballs, basketball, dollhouses, a litter of kittens, an English Mastiff who drooled, an aquarium with a lizard in it, babies in strollers, trucks, hockey nets, and that was just the living room. I kept a vacuum cleaner at the front door…
Nipples On My Knees and Other Joys of Menopause
I thought I’d grown warts on my knees. When I pinched them, I felt a tingle in my nipples. I looked to the Heavens and prayed, “Dear God, please don’t let those big old warts really be my nipples!” I kept praying until the tingling went away. I inspected them closely. “Oh crap! They were…
Menopausal Blues and Cosmetic Surgery
We were at a party last night where all of the women were menopausal. If you ever want to live on the edge, I suggest you host a party just like this. A male friend asked if we’d seen the huge, new, billboard in Tampa. “Which one?” I asked curiously. He looked at his wife…
Man Oh Man….This Menopause!
In my thirties, I never thought about aging. I took for granted that I’d be youthful, toned and moist my entire life. Before I officially entered menopause, I thought the most I had to look forward to was, you know, vaginal dryness. That’s enough to cheer up any gal! Little did I know the other…
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