Ohhhh! I read that statement and thought, “Where’s my list?” There are so many things I think about doing. I give them serious thought, to be honest. I thought about throwing out all my panties and replacing them with thongs. I thought about it for three straight weeks. I obsessed over the colors, the width…
Aged to Imperfection
It happened so gradually, I barely noticed that my perfection had slipped away. My memory, which never failed me, decided to take a month off and head to Key West, all by itself. This was actually a relief. It would save me the stress of finding my bathing suit, sunscreen and whatever else I might…
Alfie Meets God
Today I’m praying very hard for Alfie’s family. I cannot imagine having to fight to keep my child alive. I can’t imagine being told someone else will make decisions about my child; someone who never welcomed into the world, rocked him, stayed up into the wee hours of morning with him when he had a…
Leftover 2016 Resolutions for 2018
I just came across my resolution list for 2016. I am rolling laughing at my upbeat expectations. It must have been a merry day in my house when I made that list. I’m actually afraid to look at 2017’s resolutions. True to form, I am still procrastinating, which proves I am diligent in my ways. I…
My Ever Loving Breasts
I was traumatized when I realized I was the only girl in eighth grade who didn’t wear a bra. I was playing short stop at a softball game when I noticed every girl in front of me had a bra shadow under their white team shirt. I wore an undershirt. If I could have crawled under the…