I recently purchased two new sexy bras. When I got home and put one on, it was a bit tight. The second one was even tighter. Well honestly, I was bursting out everywhere and not in a good way. Even my back had a roll. Behind my armpits, the little wings of chub were screaming…
If you’re tired, crying, sulking….you must be liberated
Dear Ms. Steinem, I want to personally thank you for spear heading the movement and for your dedication to improving womens’ lives. The day I ripped my bra off in solidarity of the women’s liberation movement and the chance for more equal opportunities for women, I got caught up in the excitement of the moment….
When I’m Sixty-four
Last week I realized that I’ve been twenty-one three times. At sixty-three I started to envision how I wanted my remaining years to be. Then a few days ago, I turned a page and I was sixty-four. Who would ever think I’d be sixty four? Sixty-four!! I humor myself with this realization by singing a…
Goals, Effort And The Banana Peel Diet
I realized today that if I just took action instead of pondering things I’d like to do, my life would be richer. I’m sixty-three, but I look much younger (in my mind, anyway). I still feel like I’m thirty- six. In fact, I often confuse my age and my bra size from those years. I…
I Taught My Granddaughter To Curse
I am not proud that I taught my granddaughter to curse. I got busted. She overheard me say, “Oh Shit!” When the mailman arrived, she couldn’t wait to tell him the exciting new. “I learned a new fun word from my Gigi. “Shit!” she announced proudly. He scowled at me. “I did not teach you…
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