I Didn’t See This Coming I admit it. I am a procrastinator. I can postpone shaving my legs until my dog’s leash gets tangled in my leg hair. I know it’s pathetic. Notice I didn’t say I’m pathetic. I can even push that title off! There comes a day that this old pushing things off…
When Memory and Hearing Loss Collide
When my husband asked, “Where did you hide my black socks?” I replied, “I thought they were mine. I put them in the hall closet. That’s where I always put them.” He immediately went to investigate. Sure enough, nothing was there. He arrived back, hands on his hips, saying, “Stop messing with me.” What is…
My Husband Is Leaving…Again!
My husband left the house nine times today, before he actually left. First attempt, he almost reached the car when he realized he’d forgotten his gym key. Second attempt, he made it to the car and headed back after patting himself down in the driveway. He forgot his wallet. Third attempt he started the car and…
My Personality Thief
It took only thirty- nine years of a near blissful marriage, for my husband to steal my personality. He became suddenly sentimental and romantic. He wanted to organize boxes of old photos in put them in albums. He even suggested we make notes to embellish the photos. I immediately checked his forehead for…
Morning Husband Madness
My husband left the house nine times today, before he actually left. First attempt, he almost reached the car when he realized he’d forgotten his gym key. Second attempt, he made it to the car and headed back after patting himself down in the driveway. He forgot his wallet. Third attempt he started…