My husband left the house nine times today, before he actually left. First attempt, he almost reached the car when he realized he’d forgotten his gym key. Second attempt, he made it to the car and headed back after patting himself down in the driveway. He forgot his wallet. Third attempt he started the car and…
Sexy at 60 Selfie Snafu
I was visiting my oldest daughter, Erika, and my grandkids when my selfie fiasco took place. I’d had two glasses of wine before bedtime to relax from all the excitement of the day. I blame the wine for what happened next. I was thinking about an ad I had seen where a husband is going…
The Note On The Door
I have a very specific talent. I cannot juggle, do cartwheels, or win a baking contest. I can however, write backwards. I know you’re wondering why I would even tell you this. Just try it. You will see that it is not as easy as it seems. When our kids were small, the elves…
Pillow Talk
At three a.m., I heard my husband wake up to go to the bathroom. When he came back to bed, I could feel his usual flipping of the covers, and he sighed deeply. Then I heard him say: Him: “Do you think I should cut my hair?” He was silent for a few minutes….
Sexy in Blue Spike Heels
My husband is a connoisseur of women’s feet. He notices women’s shoes. We live in Florida where flip-flops are considered formal wear. There is a never-ending supply of amusement for him here. He likes high sexy heels on women (obviously). We’ll be out and he’ll say, “Anne, check out her heels. You should get a…