Today I asked my husband if he wanted a piece of Hershey’s. He looked shocked. “Hell no! When and where did you get herpes?” he yelled. I said, “Hershey’s, the chocolate bar, not herpes!” I plugged his hearing aids in his ears a bid forcefully, I admit. I never thought I would like my husband’s…
Sex Talk At The Greek Deli
I was standing in line, patiently waiting my turn, at our local Greek Deli. While admiring the pastries in the refrigerated counter in front of me, an older gentleman tapped my shoulder and asked, “Do you mind if I get in get in line behind you? I’d rather be behind a beautiful lady than a…
I Taught My Granddaughter To Curse
I am not proud that I taught my granddaughter to curse. I got busted. She overheard me say, “Oh Shit!” When the mailman arrived, she couldn’t wait to tell him the exciting new. “I learned a new fun word from my Gigi. “Shit!” she announced proudly. He scowled at me. “I did not teach you…
Password Madness
My husband is the organized one in our family. He even folds his underwear. And they’re all in one drawer. He even keeps a little brown notebook with all of his passwords and account numbers logged. I am not permitted to write in that book because it must be neat printing and the ink must…
Those Pesky Pounds
Thank God I am tall! For years I wanted to be 5’2’ but if you gain a pound at that height, it shows. God made me 5’7” for a reason. I have taken advantage of His kindness though. I was in the grocery store this week and I picked up a bag of sugar. Whoa!…
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