This is the most poetic composition in my entire life…to date. Written 11 years ago.
I’m thin and oh so pleasant
It’s remarkable you’ll agree
That a woman I such great shape
Could really be fifty three.
No tell tale lines or ugly warts
Have ever graced these cheeks
Thanks to the alpha hydroxyl cream
I’ve religiously used for weeks.
My legs are tan and naturally firm
Pure muscle they surely feature
It’s impossible to envision
Truly a more splendid creature.
My eyes how they sparkle
My eyes how they shine
God has blessed my husband
With such a wondrous find.
Now the doctor is calling
I must end this, you see
For I pay him eighty dollars
For intensive psycho-therapy.
He said he could help me
This doc from Rhode Isle
It seems that I’m living
In DEEP…. DEEP denial
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